Social Zone: Man City? It wasn’t me. Kane hopes all can be forgiven after Pacos de Ferreira brace

Spurs striker returns to the starting line-up to secure Europa Conference League progress, while Ipswich return to England’s top tier.

SOCCER: Harry Kane is like a bloke who cheats on his missus and then thinks that by buying her a Tesco meal deal all is forgiven.

SOCCER: And they haven't even included Charlie Wyke's switch from Sunderland to Wigan.

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SOCCER: Not exactly like for like.

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SOCCER: This reminds me of the time a friend brought a small manbag to the pub and Handbag Dave was born. He's still called it to this day.

SOCCER: Yeah, we're two divisions below Norwich but our kits are selling more than theirs. Ipswich take straw-clutching to another level. Champions League level in fact, which is also higher than Norwich, so they'll be happy with that.

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CRICKET: An unbelievable summer from Joe Root. Just imagine how good he'd be if he didn't have to waste his time with all that boring captaincy stuff…

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BOXING: A massive loss for the BBC.

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BOXING: And then someone shouts 'he's behind you'.

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TENNIS: Can't believe I missed National Dog Day. I won't make the same mistake for National Badger Day (October 6).

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