A lack of Champions League football looks to be really costing Manchester United, with former darts world champion Michael van Gerwen the latest to turn down compatriot Erik ten Hag.
Dutch DJ Tiesto is playing his cards much closer to his chest, however.
Where to start with this tweet.
How refreshing, an actual 'spotted' that is real. Admittedly, Tom Eaves signing for Rotherham is not the deal of the summer but it's yet to be revealed by the club so can justifiably be called a scoop.
Stowmarket have bagged themselves a player who surely never gets too down with a name like that.