Manchester United have done some pretty spectacular business, but Charlie Austin reckons they haven't replaced the right person.
Not who you think...
No, that's not Robin van Persie making a shock return to the game at Barcelona, but you'd be forgiven for thinking so given the man himself took a double take.
More striker blues for Chelsea
Never gonna give him up
Staying with Haaland, Borussia Dortmund appear to have made their position clear. Again.
No Go-retzka, either
West Brom to Middle East?
Would you reject a Premier League move for £13million a year in Saudi Arabia? Probably. Let's be honest. In the business, this is called 'pulling an Asamoah Gyan'.
Tottenham losing Hart
Never gonna happen...
Never say never, but there are not many prominent former Arsenal players who have ended up at Tottenham. Emmanuel Adebayor, and to a much lesser extent, William Gallas, are about the only modern examples we can think of.