Nottingham Forest look set to shell out £200,000 a week to land Jesse Lingard, according to reports. Chris Fletcher for one is not impressed.
Fulham are poised to sign Swiss defender and shadowgraphy expert Kevin Mbabu. I'm thinking it's a dove.
Amid all the Euro 2022 euphoria, you might have missed that Wales midfielder Carrie Jones has joined Leicester City on a season-long loan from Manchester United.
Signing for a club because your friend Stuart is there. Why not?
Bishop is an example of how a player sometimes needs to step down a level or two to reinvigorate his career. Released by Notts County and then Worcester, he eventually ended up at Leamington.
Leamington manager Paul Holleran said of Bishop: "I think he's got a big future in the game." He's not a bad judge.
Not a signing, more signwriting but I do hope they sort out the spacing of the letters in 'GYPSY' when they apply it to the shorts.