All they need now is another extra couple of mil for a new weights room and baby oil.
Training sessions at Enfield would definitely look something like this…
After reaching a deal with Chelsea, West Ham looked on course to sign defender Kurt Zouma.
However, the Frenchman is demanding to be the best paid player at the club and that is proving to be a problem.
Yes, Zouma has won some of the biggest titles in the sport but then again, so did Roque Junior. He, at least, didn't make a fuss.
Bayern Munich have signed a new contact with Joshua Kimmich.
Wonder whether the coach had anything to do with it.
The Manchester United youngster has signed a new deal with the club. What's more, he will head over to Nottingham Forest on loan.
Despite this, some fans think it's Ole Gunnar Solskjaer who should be going out to get more experience.
After 45 appearances, one Premier League win, one Champions League win, one UEFA Super Cup win and one FIFA Club World Cup win, Xherdan Shaqiri's time at Anfield has come to an end.
The Swiss international is heading to Lyon as he looks for a fresh start in Ligue 1.
Despite his many winner's medals, this is by far his most memorable contribution at Anfield…
Some say Brandon Williams has joined Norwich City on a season long loan.
Others would argue it's part of a subliminal messaging campaign against the Glazers.