It sounds crazy, we know, but this photo of his car in Cardiff is completely undeniable proof...
Plenty of reports have suggested that Frenkie de Jong is Manchester United's No.1 target this summer, but it seems the Barcelona midfielder isn't quite as on board with the transfer as new Red Devils boss Erik ten Hag is...
PSG have more money than sense, and this is a fine example of it. The French side are apparently eyeing up Liverpool midfielder Naby Keita, with a £40million deal on the table.
But enough of the crazy transfer news. This is what we're here for - Manuel Neuer to Southampton.
The 36-year-old shotstopper has won everything there is to offer during his time at Bayern Munich, but is his career really ready to end without a small spell on England's south coast? Clearly not.
After spending £98million on Romelu Lukaku last season, Chelsea already seem ready to offload the Belgian forward to former club Inter Milan with a loan deal reportedly being discussed.
If this goes through, is Lukaku's move the biggest flop in Premier League history?