SOCCER: Worth a booking.
SOCCER: Declan Rice's first beer was one to remember.
SOCCER: Ah, that's the Peter Gulacsi I remember from his time at Hull.
SOCCER: We can all do this without a wall. I'm joking, of course, I'd have scored the third one as well.
SOCCER: Staying with Lionel Messi, he was lucky not to suffer a serious injury after this horror challenge against Venezuela that saw Adrian Martinez sent off.
SOCCER: It's a good job he didn't want No. 4, though eh Phil Jones?
SOCCER: First world problems.
TENNIS: Me when I try to change a light bulb.