SOCCER: After 21 years at Barcelona you'd expect Lionel Messi to have some 'first day at school nerves' ahead of his debut training session at Paris Saint-Germain. However, he seems right at home already.
SOCCER: It was Juventus midfielder Arthur Melo's birthday on Thursday. The Serie A club really pushed the boat out to mark the occasion.
SOCCER: Ah, that explains it. It was Matthijs de Ligt's birthday as well. They're not made of money.
SOCCER: We'd all settle for the same scoreline on Saturday (even Norwich fans probably, considering their terrible record against Liverpool).
CYCLING: Cue lots of physics talk. Whatever your views, it's spectacular nonetheless.
OLYMPICS: Nathaneel Mitchell-Blake after his final leg in the men's 4x100m relay: Sorry guys, I've let you all down. Chijindu Ujah: Hold my beer
RUGBY LEAGUE: Can we go to the video ref, please?
BOXING: Actually, he probably wanted him to tell you you're a d**k.