SOCCER: Ok Gary, keep your hair on. He's just done a social media post, it's not like he's starting Super League 2.0.
SOCCER: There was a lot of falling over during last night's M23 derby. Here's the first…
SOCCER: And here's another. One for Brighton, one for Palace. Just like the end result then.
SOCCER: Top bins from LV17
BASEBALL: Just look at the people running out to join in the scuffle. Faster than Steve Bruce on that FIFA clip.
SOCCER: UEFA releasing statements at 10pm (11pm on the continent). Nothing shady about that at all. They're all based in Panama aren't they? It's the middle of the day there, that'll be why.
SOCCER: This is an incredible list considering the Premier League also has the likes of Romelu Lukaku, Cristiano Ronaldo, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Harry Kane, Timo Werner, Heung-Min Son, Alexandre Lacazette, Sadio Mane, Diogo Jota, Gabriel Jesus, Marcus Rashford, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, even Patrick Bamford.
TENNIS: Always the same? It's a press conference, what's there to change? Maybe fancy dress Thursday or perhaps fish and chips Friday?