SOCCER: Very, very good. Well played, Who Ate All The Pies - if that is your real name.
SOCCER: Is it a hot take to say Phil Foden is quite good at this game?
SNOOKER: If you're that far behind in a match, why not try something different?
SOCCER: Anyone else know this off by heart? Just me?
Happy 25th anniversary, Kev.
SOCCER: Posting half-time scores on Instagram is never a good idea, because it will inevitably go wrong come the full-time whistle. Neymar looks very flashy, though.
TENNIS: Roger Federer is auctioning off some of his Grand Slam memorabilia, including the clothes and racket with which he won the French Open in 2009, with as high as a £70,000 price tag on that lot alone, among other items from the big moments throughout his career.
How do you go about showing people when you buy that, though? It makes for weird dinner party conversation.
"Want to see a tennis player's old cardigan?"
It's all for a good cause, mind.
BOXING: To be fair to Tyson Fury, he's not afraid to play the field. Having his shirt off really adds to the terror, too.
SOCCER: This was the most PG tweet Liam Gallagher sent out last night. HUGE parental advisory warning on what he posted just before this, which ended up being displayed and read out on Spanish TV.