Raheem Sterling is apparently surplus to requirements at Manchester City. And he's already been spotted at another club. But don't worry City fans, he was just there to put "an extra spring in the step" of the Marlow players.
Quite how the journalist in question was able to measure the additional springiness of the Marlow players' steps has not been revealed.
Well at least we know his CV's ready
Maddison looks a Gunner. Seems something of a backward step.
There's been talk of Arsenal shelling out £30million for Sheffield United keeper Aaron Ramsdale. @JimmyMcCann73 reckons £20million might be nearer the mark.
Probably the same guy who was moaning they were signing some Scottish full-back from Hull City.
Leon Bailey and Dwight McNeil
No peeping Bruno.
Never Gonna Happen…
"Is it alright if my friend comes and plays?"
How much? Ok, next.