SOCCER: Will people accidentally swearing on TV never not be funny. Probably not.
SOCCER: They've lost so many players in the summer, we're not sure 101-year-old Pam isn't a new signing.
SOCCER: I don't think Norwich will be doing this is February when they're 12 points adrift of safety.
SOCCER: Christian Eriksen's harrowing collapse on the pitch at Euro 2020 already feels a very long time ago. However, the man in the middle remembers it very well.
OLYMPICS: Karsten Warholm's 400m hurdles gold in Tokyo was incredible. It's even better when you listen with Norwegian commentary.
OLYMPICS: Feeling old this morning?
OLYMPICS: A 10k swim in 28 degree heavily polluted water? Not sure I'd fancy it, but this avid viewer certainly would.