Transfer Zone: Man Utd masterplan to nab Erling Haaland, and Arsenal 'close' to agreeing deal

Also in Transfer Zone: Newcastle linked with the most un-Newcastle-like deal in the history of Mike Ashley, and Tottenham's new signing may be in for a shock...

Man Utd masterplan?

Do Manchester United have a secret masterplan to nab Erling Haaland?

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Practically completed...

James Maddison to Arsenal looks virtually done. Only thing left to do is find out if Leciester want any of Arsenal's rubbish, agree a fee for Maddison, agree a valualation of the rubbish (if they want any of it) have a bid accepted, and find out if the player actually wants to go.

Might as well get the shirt printed already...

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Romero in the building?

Looks like Tottenham have finally got defender Cristian Romero in the bag...

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It's a mystery...

I think that this is what, in 'internet ITK' circles, is called 'covering the bases'.

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Jebbis-off

Sunderland 'Til I die narrator within the next couple of weeks: Daniel Jebbison signed for Doncaster...

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Life after Grealish?

Despite the possibility of losing Jack Grealish to Manchester CityAston Villa are threatening to have a quietly brilliant transfer window.

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Never gonna happen...

We are happy to oblige here, Robert. Taking on a reported £300k p/w contract for a 30-year-old Aaron Ramsey sounds exactly what Newcastle are not going to do under Mike Ashley.