SOCCER: Waking up this morning you might think the European Super League was just some kind of crazy nightmare. But then you get an apology from this old guy and you remember it was all very real.
Filming the video in a crematorium is a powerful metaphor, though.
SOCCER: This pretty much sums up last night's events.
SOCCER: And this.
SOCCER: Can we get back to talking about where Erling Haaland will end up now?
SOCCER: Do you want to know what kit Gillingham wore to beat Peterborough last night? Of course you do.
NFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers have re-signed third-string quarterback Ryan Griffin, the man who literally had Tom Brady's back last season.
BOXING: We all have dreams. Mine is to buy a villa on the Portuguese coast. Tyson Fury's is to lounge around all day in his dressing gown while overlooking a building site.