Liverpool are on the brink of signing striker Darwin Nunez from Benfica for a deal reportedly worth around £85million, prompting this tweet from journalist Jay Motty.
Cue much hand-wringing from Reds fans and the but but but but but Andy Robertson responses.
Tammy Abraham
Tammy Abraham has been linked with an immediate return to the Premier League following an impressive first season in Serie A. However, he didn't get a chance to put himself in the shop window on Tuesday night, with Gareth Southgate keeping him on the bench for England against Germany. Maybe this is why.
Cardiff City
Gareth Bale and Aaron Ramsey have been linked with Cardiff City so any potential incomings are going to raise the pulses of the Bluebirds faithful.
Until they see the Ireland flag.
Marcus Rashford
Seriously?
Hull City
When you order Adama Traore off Wish.
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