Liverpool are on the brink of signing striker Darwin Nunez from Benfica for a deal reportedly worth around £85million, prompting this tweet from journalist Jay Motty.
Cue much hand-wringing from Reds fans and the but but but but but Andy Robertson responses.
Tammy Abraham has been linked with an immediate return to the Premier League following an impressive first season in Serie A. However, he didn't get a chance to put himself in the shop window on Tuesday night, with Gareth Southgate keeping him on the bench for England against Germany. Maybe this is why.
Until they see the Ireland flag.
When you order Adama Traore off Wish.