SOCCER: Pele is currently in hospital recovering from an operation to remove a tumour from his colon. The perfect excuse to relive his greatest moment. He probably counted it in his official goals tally.
SOCCER: Alvaro Morata has moved into a new home following the extension of his loan deal with Juventus. Wife Alice Campello-Morata particularly likes the shiny floors. Perfect for her favourite hobby of slow-motion spinning.
SOCCER: Juventus team-mate Weston McKennie was sent home by the USMNT for breaching COVID protocols. There has been plenty of speculation as to why, but this seems to be the favourite.
SOCCER: How quickly people forget the Carabao Cup thrashing of West Brom.
SOCCER: Apparently Virgil van Dijk has been pushing for tougher punishments for offenders.
F1: Lewis Hamilton has a new team-mate.
TENNIS: Shelby Rogers was expecting nine million death threats following her defeat to Emma Raducanu at the US Open. She should instead focus on nice messages like this one.