SOCCER: In better news for Barca, Pedri has signed a new contract with a release clause of $1billion. It sounds like they could do with it if we're honest - any takers? Newcastle?
SOCCER: Bayer Leverkusen's Twitter admin had some fun last night. Top stuff.
SOCCER: Elsewhere, Argentinian soccer saw a furry pitch invader enter play. Surely that's got to be a yellow for time wasting ref?
SOCCER: I haven't seen this many red flags since the latest 'Arteta Out' campaign.
SOCCER: Didier Drogba running riot. Wearing blue. Against Arsene Wenger. Some things never change.
TENNIS: Surely after that you just give Gael Monfils the point anyway...
FORMULA ONE: Red Bull might regret this when they arrive at the Austin Grand Prix with a dodgy suspension, worn tyres and a surprise parking ticket.