SOCCER: Harry Kane is like a bloke who cheats on his missus and then thinks that by buying her a Tesco meal deal all is forgiven.
SOCCER: And they haven't even included Charlie Wyke's switch from Sunderland to Wigan.
SOCCER: Not exactly like for like.
SOCCER: This reminds me of the time a friend brought a small manbag to the pub and Handbag Dave was born. He's still called it to this day.
SOCCER: Yeah, we're two divisions below Norwich but our kits are selling more than theirs. Ipswich take straw-clutching to another level. Champions League level in fact, which is also higher than Norwich, so they'll be happy with that.
CRICKET: An unbelievable summer from Joe Root. Just imagine how good he'd be if he didn't have to waste his time with all that boring captaincy stuff…
BOXING: A massive loss for the BBC.
BOXING: And then someone shouts 'he's behind you'.
TENNIS: Can't believe I missed National Dog Day. I won't make the same mistake for National Badger Day (October 6).