Any hope of Everton avoiding another relegation fight next season was lost during Wednesday's pre-season friendly against Minnesota United, when the Toffees were thrashed 4-0 by the MLS side.
An Arsenal fan threw a hopeful question to Thomas Muller this week, asking the German whether he'd ever join the Gunners in the future.
His response was very honest.
Halifax Town's Jamie Allen has ditched football for Love Island, with the 27-year-old describing it as an "opportunity very important to him".
Despite leaving the club to join Manchester City this summer, Kalvin Phillips says he intends to stay in the Leeds United group chat.
Mostly because he's one of the admins so he can't be kicked, but it's still a nice thought.
After returning to Chelsea from his successful Crystal Palace loan last season, Conor Gallagher will likely be trying extra hard to impress Thomas Tuchel and find his way into the German's plans.
However, I don't think this helped him too much. It's one of the worst penalties you'll ever see.