Cristiano Ronaldo popping up in the last minute to steal all the headlines? We've seen this story before.
The Portuguese striker has been absent all pre-season, but has flown to Manchester this week to discuss his future with the club.
But while United are wrestling to keep their star striker happy, on the other side of town, Manchester City's star striker seems to be settling in... well.
Erling Haaland seems to be enjoying the Manchester cuisine, and by that I mean Percy Pigs.
Did anyone have Bayern Munich's Kingsley Coman supporting Bolton on their 2022 bingo? Nobody? Wow.
What a strange choice by the Frenchman.
Nobody show this video to Manchester United or they'll suddenly put an £80million bid in for him again.
Manchester United may be interested in Austrian forward Benjamin Sesko, but Red Bull Salzburg named their price on Twitter, and it doesn't seem like they're willing to sell...