SOCCER: This is both great and absolutely terrifying in equal amounts.
SOCCER: Isn't it good that the next Arsenal manager is already revealing how he plans to handle the Ainsley Maitland-Niles fiasco.
SOCCER: He will need more than a swing after that 13-hour Twitch stint.
SOCCER: Paul Merson: Ronaldo won't be able to run past many people.
Also Paul Merson: Manchester United have to win the league because they signed Ronaldo.
SOCCER: Topping the Grand Theft Auto announcement video was never going to be easy but Real Betis have given it a good go here. It's like the sequel to The Godfather - never better than the original but still a good movie.
SOCCER: How many words Kaveh? It was a long night for all of us.
SOCCER: If it goes to script, Munoz will score the goal that fires the Magpies into the Champions League and end up dating Anna Friel. However, this isn't Goal! and in reality he'll probably fail to make an appearance, be loaned out to Rotherham and appear in the 2023 edition of Love Island.
TENNIS: The beef between Andy Murray and Stefanos Tsitipas was already pretty epic. Then, of course, Nick Kyrgios decided to chime in.