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    Social Zone: Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't got the legs - which is why Man United should win the title

    Sean FisherSean Fisher1 September 2021
    Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates scoring for Manchester United in 2007, Old Trafford

    Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates scoring for Manchester United in 2007, Old Trafford

    Magic man Paul Merson provides a typically baffling take on Cristiano Ronaldo, Newcastle are hoping real life imitates the movies and Nick Kyrgios sides with Andy Murray.

    SOCCER: This is both great and absolutely terrifying in equal amounts.

    SOCCER: Isn't it good that the next Arsenal manager is already revealing how he plans to handle the Ainsley Maitland-Niles fiasco.

    SOCCER: He will need more than a swing after that 13-hour Twitch stint.

    SOCCER: Paul Merson: Ronaldo won't be able to run past many people.

    Also Paul Merson: Manchester United have to win the league because they signed Ronaldo.

    SOCCER: Topping the Grand Theft Auto announcement video was never going to be easy but Real Betis have given it a good go here. It's like the sequel to The Godfather - never better than the original but still a good movie.

    SOCCER: How many words Kaveh? It was a long night for all of us.

    SOCCER: If it goes to script, Munoz will score the goal that fires the Magpies into the Champions League and end up dating Anna Friel. However, this isn't Goal! and in reality he'll probably fail to make an appearance, be loaned out to Rotherham and appear in the 2023 edition of Love Island.

    SOCCER: From Messi, Neymar, Suarez and Griezmann to Luuk De Jong and Martin Braithwaite - this should be interesting.

    TENNIS: The beef between Andy Murray and Stefanos Tsitipas was already pretty epic. Then, of course, Nick Kyrgios decided to chime in.

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