The shocking cost of a Tottenham home shirt revealed in our Premier League kit shopping list
Spurs boast the most costly shirt package at £135 with Arsenal and Liverpool pushing them close, but there are still bargains to be had.
It's not just Tottenham who are spending big this summer, it's their supporters too.
Planet Sport looks at how the outlay compares to the rest of the Premier League.
Note: All shirts listed are short-sleeved
Arsenal
2022/23 adult home shirt: £70
2022/23 junior home shirt: £50
For £70 you get a shirt that is "striking the perfect balance between vintage class and modern aesthetics" apparently.
It's armed with "moisture-absorbing AEROREADY technology" which means "you can always count on this home shirt to keep you dry and confident, on the pitch and beyond".
Good news because if you purchase the authentic home shirt (£100), name, number (£13) and Premier League patches (£8), you won't be able to afford a coat.
Tomiyasu and Thomas Partey in the new Arsenal shirt pic.twitter.com/YwqUMR6ndC
— Arsenal (@TheArsenalGuns) May 21, 2022
Aston Villa
2022/23 shirt not yet released
Bournemouth
2022/23 shirt not yet released
The Cherries are another club who have yet to announce their kit for the new season.
They do have a shirt from their promotion campaign on offer, though at £16.50. And in stark contrast to Villa, the only size they have available is small.
Brentford
2021/23 adult home shirt: £49
2021/23 junior home shirt: £38
Maybe hoping to stave off second-season syndrome, Brentford admirably opted to keep their first-team home shirt for two campaigns.
At £49 it is also the cheapest jersey on offer, too.
Brighton
2022/23 shirt not yet released
Chelsea
New photos of our new home kit for this season. #cfc https://t.co/AmdXCaOMuA pic.twitter.com/ahmg8cJHUA
— TweetChelseaUK (@TweetChelseaUK) June 30, 2022
2022/23 shirt not yet released
It maybe explains why all last season's home shirts have sold out in adult sizes. Kids' sizes are still available at a pretty steep £54.95, with the adult away kit still in the club shop, priced at £69.95.
Crystal Palace
2022/23 adult away shirt: £55
2022/23 junior away shirt: £45
Palace have only released their away shirt so far, which looks like someone has scribbled two felt-tipped pens down the middle of it.
It's available in regular and something called body fit which features a slim tailored body, as worn by the players. Perfect for showing off all those beer bellies.
Macron replace Puma as new Crystal Palace kit partners and unveil white away shirt for 2022-23. Eagle from new 1861 crest embossed on sleeve. New jersey sponsor in the form of Cinch and Mukuru #CPFC #PremierLeague https://t.co/ysEJwi7pzn pic.twitter.com/pnJaN4T7rP
— Football Kit News (@footballkitnews) June 24, 2022
Everton
2022/23 shirt not yet released
Anyone wanting to relive the drama of last season can do so by purchasing an adult away shirt for just £18. Only available in a small, however.
In contrast, an adult home shirt, costing the same, can be bought in sizes 4XL and 5XL. Perfect for pitching it as a tent if you've got any festivals coming up.
Fulham
2022/23 shirt not yet released
Fulham's promotion-winning home shirt has been reduced from £60 to £20. And the good news keeps on coming, it's available in small, medium and large.
Leeds
2022/23 shirt not yet released
Can you ascertain the body shape of a football team's support by their excess clothing stock I wonder?
Leeds still have home shirts available from the 2021/22 season, also at £20. Available in small and extra small.
Leicester City
2022/23 adult home shirt: £63
2022/23 junior home shirt: £45
Basically, it looks smart.
The 🐐 in our 2022/23 home shirt 🔥#CreateIconic | @Vardy7 | @adidas pic.twitter.com/3bcJxH1gie
— Leicester City (@LCFC) June 22, 2022
Liverpool
2022/23 adult home shirt: £59.95
2022/23 junior home shirt: £54.95
An extra £16 will get your shirt personalised with a name and a Premier League badge, so the advice here is to get your money's worth and put Alexander-Arnold on the back - it's the same price as Diaz.
Manchester City
2022/23 adult home shirt: £70
2022/23 junior home shirt: £55
City went early with their home shirt for next season, ensuring Erling Haaland could show it off in all its glory when he completed his move from Borussia Dortmund.
You can get the matchday version for £100 which comes in a giftbox. Classy.
Manchester United
2022/23 shirt yet to be released
Last season's home shirt was based on the three pillars of Manchester United's motto according to the advertising spiel: Youth, courage and success.
That United went on to sign a then 36-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo, show absolutely no courage and end the season with absolutely no success probably illustrates why there are still plenty available at a cut-price £20. Maguire is available for £35. I think that's the shirt.
Newcastle United
2022/23 adult home shirt: £65
2022/23 junior home shirt: £50
Pity the copywriter who had to try and dress up another black and white-striped Newcastle shirt. This one is "honouring the 130-year history of Newcastle United". Perhaps next year's will honour the 131-year history of Newcastle United.
The third kit, very similar to the Saudi Arabia national team's, will set you back £105 for a pro version - the second most expensive unadorned shirt on our list.
Newcastle have revealed their new third shirt for next season! 🟢⚪️ pic.twitter.com/9kkbwlTLzC
— Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL) June 28, 2022
Nottingham Forest
2022/23 shirt yet to be released
Forest are completely out of stock of all home and away shirts following their run to the play-off final last season thanks to a rush of supporters desperate to replace their 1998/99 jerseys.
Southampton
2022/23 adult home shirt: £55
2022/23 junior home shirt: £45
You'd certainly need to be brave to wear it, as it's horrible. But at least it's at the cheaper end of the division.
southampton kit for 2022/2023 season pic.twitter.com/3PH73puecn
— MARCUS YAW MINTAH (@MARCUSYAWMINT90) June 30, 2022
Tottenham
2022/23 adult home shirt: £75
2022/23 junior home shirt: £55
The elite shirt has a "tailored feel that moves in synergy with your body" says the advertising guy from Tottenham who thinks using the word synergy will justify you forking out £115 for an elite shirt and £65 for the matching shorts.
TOTTENHAM HOME 2023 #THFC pic.twitter.com/hFLGsIRLYx
— NewKit (@NewKit2023) June 29, 2022
West Ham
2022/23 adult home shirt: £65
2022/23 junior home shirt: £55
With a habit of their sponsors going bump doing their season, West Ham have understandably produced a non-sponsored version of their hideous 2022/23 home shirt, also priced at £65.
"It packs a punch with its distorted linear graphic" is a phrase I'll now use when commenting on my five-year-old's badly coloured in pictures.
West Ham release their new home kit ⚒️ pic.twitter.com/mOMGBeQypk
— B/R Football (@brfootball) June 9, 2022
Wolves
2022/23 adult home shirt: £55
2022/23 junior home shirt: £45