SOCCER: Even the supremely confident Cristiano Ronaldo looks a little embarrassed by the name on the back of this shirt.
SOCCER: Gary Linkeker seems in no doubt who the real GOAT is.
SOCCER: However, Juventus director Fabio Paratici is, understandably, in the Ronaldo camp.
SOCCER: So what was it last night, VAR or MIT?
SOCCER: I'm doubting it's even switched on.
SOCCER: Newcastle United have scored three goals in their last six outings. Maybe their manager should show them how it is done. Or maybe not.
SOCCER: Yeah, it's a good strike but I never understand why keepers put in a wall for a free-kick from so far out. Surely, it costs vital reaction time by stopping them having a clear view of the connection? And yes, it is a major bugbear of mine.
BASKETBALL: Or should that be Paul HYPE-ler?