SOCCER: The one good thing about the Euros being well and truly over is that we don't have to hear bloody Sweet Caroline on repeat over and over. Oh.
SOCCER: Cristiano Ronaldo keeping the transfer rumour mill going singlehandedly.
SOCCER: Challenge. Challenge. CHALLENGE. Sophie Smith with the goal for Portland Thorns.
SOCCER: Heinze won just two of his 13 games in charge.
SOCCER: I just love that this is a thing in the US. "Multiple infractions related to the team's training schedules". What does this even mean? Did he not give them Wednesday afternoons off? Did he force them to play too much head tennis? Were the ice baths too icy? We need to know.
SOCCER: Still in the US. Matius Almeyda's translator sees red. Or roja. I'm available next match Matius.
SOCCER: Just play on keeper and pretend it didn't happen.
SOCCER: Is that a permanent marker?