Three flops. All over £100million. I have a sneaky suspicion that this probably didn't help Barcelona's financial situation.
Over in AFCON, reigning champions Algeria were unable to defend their title, crashing out of the group stage after a loss to the Ivory Coast. A sad ending - unless you're a Manchester City or West Ham fan. Then you're probably over the moon to see Riyad Mahrez and Said Benrahma back early.
This might be the most Middlesbrough thing to ever come out of Middlesbrough. Dael Fry can't wait to line up against Cristiano Ronaldo. It'll be mightily awkward if he turns out to be on the bench now.
Well... St Pauli's January transfer budget has been spent making their away tunnel look like an illuminated nightclub toilet. Money well spent though, they went and beat Borussia Dortmund.
Kevin Phillips looks younger now at 48 than he did when playing for Sunderland back in 1997. Turkey really is the home of comebacks isn't it.